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| | | Artist: | Weird Al |
| | Album: | Poodle Hat | | Track: | E-Bay | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 138 | | | | Lyrics: | (musical intro)
A used
Pink bathrobe,
A rare
mint snowglobe,
A
Smuf
TV tray
I bought
On E-Bay...
My house
Is filled with
This crap
Shows up in
Bubble wrap,
Most every day.
What I
bought
On E-bay...
Tell me why
I need another pet rock!
Tell my
why
I got that Alph alarm clock!
Tell me why
I bid on Shatner's old tupee!
They had it
On E-bay...
I'll buy
Your knick-nack.
Just check
My
feedback.
A-plus-pluss
They all say.
They love me
On
E-Bay...
Gonna buy:
A slightly damaged golf pack,
Some Beanie Babies
New
with tax,
From some guy
I've never met in Norway
Found him
On E-Bay.
I am the type
Who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left
To go
Woah
Got Paypal or Visa
Whatever'll please ya
As long as I got
The
dough!
I'll buy
Your chatchkeys.
Sell me
Your watch, please.
I'll buy, I'll buy,
I'll buy, I'll buy...
I'm highest bidder!
Junk keeps
arriving
In the mail
From that
world-wide garage sail
Hey! A Dukes of
Hazard ash tray!
I bought it on E-bay...
Wanna buy?
A Packman Feaver lunch
box?
A case of vintage tube socks?
A kleenex used by Dr. Dre?
They had it
On E-Bay...
Wanna buy?
That Farrah Fawcett poster?
Pez dispencers and a
toaster?
Don't know why
The kind of stuff you'd throw away,
I'll buy
On E-Bay...
What I bought
On E-Bay...
(music fades out)
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