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Viewing Lyrics for Cacka Boom:
| | | Artist: | Ian Dury And The Blockheads |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Cacka Boom | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 191 | | | | Lyrics: | If you're cold, well here's a plan:
Pull the plug out of your fan
If you're hot, now here's
a scheme:
Park your botty in the stream
If you're tired, check this plot:
Seek a source
that hits the spot
If you're snooty, here's a ploy
Stroll along the hoi polloi
You'll
not have owt to show for it
If you don't go for it
You'll have to come to terms with
it,
Get on the firm with it
If you don't get to grips with it,
You've had your chips
with it
You'll only come to rue it if you don't do it
If you're lost, well try this
notion:
Find yourself a magic potion
If you're angry, check this wheeze:
Count to ten
and then say, 'cheese'
If you're uptight here's the answer:
Learn to be a
belly-dancer
If you're concerned, suss a wangle:
Try it from a different angle
Now you
can put a name to it,
You must lay claim to it
You'll have time to regret it,
If you
don't go and get it
You won't have much to talk about
If you don't go on walkabout
Don't
think you won't mind it
If you don't try and find it
No-one said you must be good as
gold
It's what you haven't done
That matters when you're old
No-one said these things
are pre-ordained
Nothing ventured...
If you're guilty, cop a stroke:
You only did
it for a joke
If you're dozy, here's a tactic:
Tell 'em all they're too didactic
If
you're fed up, here's a wrinkle:
Let your piano forte tinkle
If you're wobbling here's a
trick:
Happy go toilet, click, click, click
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